|   The PiegateAs you all now know, Bill Gates was greeted with
                  a pie at his arrival to a meeting with EU
                  authorities in Belgium few weeks ago. Thankfully
                  the Linux community has nothing to do with the
                  incident -- it was sponsored and executed by an
                  idiot seeking publicity and money. Had this been
                  done by a Linux fan it could have been a public
                  relations catastrophe. Meanwhile one of our
                  collaborators has gotten ahold of the police
                  report apparently filed with the Belgium police
                  (The Report).Interesting Things We
                  Heard...Did you
                  know...You can delete the Macro Error
                  Dialog Box that frequently appears on your screen
                  when using Excel by simply banging on the side of
                  your monitor a few times. Did you know...If
                  your modem is broken or your E-mail destination
                  is busy, you may communicate with friends by
                  means of objects called "paper", "envelopes" and
                  "telephones" Has Our Mascot Gone Apple
                  Picking? Is this a sign of desperation or
                  what? Do our Linux users see any familiarity
                  between this recent Apple logo and the well-known
                  Linux penguin? Here is an URL you can check out:
                  http://www.apple.com/quicktime/ | Tips of the day.
                  Those AOL disks that you constantly get in the
                  mail can be easily erased and used for your own
                  purposes. Tips of the day.
                  You can avoid neck injury and eyestrain at work
                  by just quitting your job and finding one that
                  doesn't involve computers in any way. Did you know...
                  That Bill Gates and many of the top designers at
                  Microsoft are just as confused and frustated by
                  W95 as you are. Did you know...If
                  your hard drive crashes and you haven't backed up
                  your files on floppy disks, there is a small
                  cyanide capsule taped to the inside of the box
                  this program came in. Go Redhat!Recently RedHat has formed the Advaced
                  Development Labs to create a graphical desktop
                  environment to make it simple for non-UNIX users
                  to configure, navigate, run programs and
                  manipulate files in a UNIX environment. |